Yes, Emmy, everyone dies

Walking in to a restaurant and sitting down to dinner with five children is always a bit of a scene.
Strategy is required for who sits where, who is kept separated, and what everyone can and can’t order.
“I don’t want to hear any of you sneaking and asking the waiter for Dr. Pepper, and I mean it!”
So, when the waiter kindly introduces himself and then asks everyone what their names are, you as a parent have somewhat of a sense of relief … “OK, this is a family friendly place. We can definitely get through this meal.”
Then comes 4-year-old Emmy’s response on behalf of the family to the waiter.
“We are the Kinder family and we don’t die.”
“Excuse me, little one, what did you say?”
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